Aquarius

No one likes the feeling that they have completely lost control of a situation, but often times you need to let the world push you in the right direction. Avoid resisting what is happening around you right now and I promise that Mother Nature will be gentle with you.

Pisces

Every once in a while you need to pay attention to good ole number one. Go out of your way to treat yourself to something nice today, even if it means spending a little bit of coin. Trust me, you are with it.

Aries

I never really know what to say about Aries. Mostly because you tend to always give off these incredibly strong mixed signals. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing it just makes you a very difficult person to read. Maybe if you posted a sign I could figure you out.

Taurus

There urge to throw your hands up in the air and say “Funk it” are overwhelming for you today. Do your best to resist, unless of course you have a backup plan. If that’s the case, then by all means, let the birds fly!!

Gemini

Much like Scott Brown, you too can expect to feel a huge shift in positive energy this afternoon; which is great because this morning your aura was a bit soft around the edges. Embrace this power and use it to stay super focused on getting exactly what you want.

Cancer

Those wacky ideas that you never thought would amount to anything might actually come to fruition this week. Now is the time to invest your energy in pushing those crazy dreams into the spotlight.

Leo

That little man sitting on your shoulder actually has something positive to contribution for once. Take a moment listen to what the little fellow has you say before you make any decisions today. Trust me, as crazy as his advice sounds, it is right on target.

Virgo

Ok, we get it. You’re brilliant, but it doesn’t mean that everyone else around you is. Be patient and don’t rush folks, it might take some time for them to catch up, but when they do, it will be awesome!

Libra

Now is the time to lie low, especially when it comes to your important relationships mainly because your nicely balanced equation is tossed right out the window today. My suggestion is to just breathe this slide is only temporary.

Scorpio

A big, fat, juicy, Soap Opera-esque mystery is about to unfold right before your eyes. Inevitably this drama will put on some orange bronzer and call itself the Jersey Shore, so make sure that you make mass exodus before things get too heated.

Sagittarius

Everyone knows a person who tends to tell the same story over and over. Often times you simply tune out the mundane monotony of their boring tune, but today I suggest you listen. You might be surprised when you find an unforeseen hidden gem.

Capricorn

Why’s despair so much easier to embrace then faith? Is it the solemn nature that we love or just the idea that the world sucks a fat one. Whatever the case may be, fight the urge. Don’t let the man get you down; and if you need a ray of hope, just look at the handful guys who’ve heard Montel Williams utter the words, “Dean. You are not the father.”